I am so bored that I am talking to myself.

Bored and lazy is a bad combination...

Adding hungry into the mix...

Popcorn sounds good. Too lazy to make it with a pan, plus I'm looking for a way to make it in the microwave without any oil... I tried with a plastic bowl once but that turned out nasty.
Last time I used the brown paper lunch sack method I did it at work. The bag caught fire and filled the whole office with scorched popcorn smoke. Very embarrassing.

I've never really felt like shelling out for the plastic microwave popcorn gadgets I've seen online... after the burnt plastic popcorn, I've sworn off the polycarbonates in conjunction with the microwave...

This time I 'm trying something different. I'll let you know.

Works! Well, sort of.

Put the popcorn kernels in a ceramic bowl and covered with an unfolded paper napkin covering it and tucked underneath. Worked well only I used too much popcorn and it escaped. When I opened the door I had a popcorn avalanche. Left more of a mess than I thought it would too.

Real drawback is that I like burnt popcorn. I may be the only one in the world, but there you have it. I usually burn it on purpose. Tried this time and It didn't work out. Instead of a nice even char, I got a molten middle and set the smoke alarms off.

All in all, a good fat free method for popcorn.

I bet you're fascinated.